Valley of Bones had to deal

with Vic Mendoza and his

TERRIBLE

communication Skills                                       

VOB: How’s everyone doing?

VM: *blank stare*

VOB: Where are you from? Who’s in the Band? What does each member do?

VM: Willow Street, biznotch.. Look at the cd cover... oh yea.. It hasn’t been released.. Cuz I’ve been working on it for a year.. And it still has another year before I decide to finish it.

VOB: How long have you been together? What other bands did each of you play in?

VM: I’m a solo project. I’ve been together as long as I have been alive.

VOB: How did the band form?

VM: when two people love each other....

VOB: How many releases do you have?

VM: Depends on how many beans are in my taco for how many releases I have...

VOB: Were the recordings done digital or analog? (if comps what programs)

VM: Digital.. On my own studio. You can’t touch it. Its mine. Its MINE! I hate computers even tho I spend all my time on one. I forget what the sun looks like

VOB: What inspired your band name?

VM: My dad.

VOB: What do you think of underground music?

VM: It would be better above ground. I get nose bleeds going down stairs. Sometimes I trip on my own hair.

VOB: What do your lyrics express? Any particular theme or just whatever comes to mind?

VM: An Undying love for turkey.

VOB: how do you feel about bands that would express their religious or political beliefs in music?

VM: 1 sec. Phone

VOB: Any tours planned?

VM: 1 sec

VOB: Could you explain in detail what gear you use?

VM: BRB

VOB: Do you prefer live or studio recording?

VM: I hate LIVE SHOWS

VOB: How did you do the recording process live or 1 on 1?

VM: I am one.. Or I am Juan...

VOB: How do you feel about the mainstream music scene? (USA and overseas) is Deathrock anywhere in site on that?

VM: Can we talk about Nightwish?

VOB: Please tell us about your cd coming out. Release Dates, Production, Feelings/Comments.

VM: *blank stare* You’re white.

VOB: What Label are you on? Looking for any Majors?

VM: 1 sec, Willie just called.

VOB: Any advise to other indie bands?

VM: The Music Scene is out to kill you.

VOB: Why do you do what you do in music?

VM: I’m trying to quit.

VOB: Thanks so much for putting up with me and my questions, do you have any parting words?

VM: Support your local chimichangas. Word